The Dummy/Idiot/Retard/Moron/Madman/Deluded’s guide to understanding what that crazy guy beside you just said XD
ARGHHHH! – 1.Exclamation 2. Scream of pain/agony/distress/madness
Bah – Balanced, opposite of Imba
Balls of steel – Random exclamation, full: I’ve got balls of steel.
Bylat – Russian pronunciation of F*CK!!!
Bung – 1. Borat speek for having s*x 2. To go disturb someone 3. To get raped real bad… see “raped”
Canadian sniper – Variant of “sniper”. see “sniper”
CAMPAAA! – Exclamation when a camper/sniper/Thomas is spotted
Chenquieh – Borat speek for Good day/ Good morning/Thanks/You’re welcome/Hello/Bye, basically any formal greeting
Crum – Balls/Testicles
Day of Jubilation! – Full day
Engineer – Someone who assumes too much
Engie method – The art of studying by staring at books
Err…Umm… … – A manly attempt to silence a crowd
Fambly – Family
F*ckery – Place where f*ckers belong
Fancy Schmanzy – Something fanciful and useless
Ga – Got Eg: Joo ga pwnt!!!
Gank – To gang, use force in numbers Eg: They ganking me!!!
Gi siao! – Ki siao, gone mad
GoGoGo! – Onwards!
Gung bung – Borat speek for gang bang
GLHF – Abbreviation for Good Luck Have Fun
GGHF – Abbreviation for Good Game Had Fun or Good Game Have Fun, use only when one’s inevitable doom approaches
GTFO – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK OUT
GTFI – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK IN
GTG – Abbreviation for Got To Go/Good To Go/ GaTling Gun
HAX!!!– 1. Derogatory term for hacker 2. Unbelievable full: He use HAX!!!
HERESY!!! – Something that violates status quo or is improbable
I am already dead – GG liao
I got teh 1337(leet) combo – I have a powerful combo
I need to hug an inanimate object – I am in distress, give me something inanimate to hug
I Liek! – Borat speek for I like!
Intellectual porn – Scientific reports and mind-f*cking stuff
It nice! – Borak speek for It is nice
Joo – You
Kaf*cking – F*cking
Kajong – Mahjong
KaPONG – Pong in Mahjong
Kapwnt – Pwnt
Lolololololololol – Used in place of actual laughter
Lollerskate – Roller skates/Rollerblades
Lolwut? – Hahaha, what?
Lagasaurus – Someone who is really really really lagging
Matherbate – Getting high on maths
Maximum (insert noun) – Crysis sp33k for well duh, maximum sth Eg: ARGHHH! Maximum madness!!!
Mind f*ck – To mess around with someone’s mind till they are utterly confused
Mod like siao – To modify something to the max
Morning! – Universal greeting irregardless of time
Ni! – Irritating sound
OMFG – Oh my f*cking god/gosh/goodness
Old man Lee – You-know-who
Papa Lee – You-know-who as well
Porlem – Problem
Pwnt – 1. Ownt 2.Ownt with PAAAINNNN!!!!
Quasy – Crazy Pronounce: Crazy with the Q
Raped – Totally utterly ownt
RATCHAAAA! – Russian pronunciation for Medic, also means nid help NOWWW
Reprot – Borat speek for Report
SCUM!!! – Derogatory term, an insult
Son-of-a-father-of-an-idiot – You are teh idiot
Son-of-a-Premchand – Derogatory term
Sniep – Snipe (note that Sniep is NOT a typo)
Spaseeba – Thanks in Russian
Spum – Spam
Teh – The (note that Teh is NOT a typo)
This is madness!!! – Random exclamation
Thirty four fifty – Random price
This is SPARTAAAA!!! – Random exclamation
UUhh! – Self censored swear, usually accompanied with both hands cupped in a L-shape
(nothing for teh moment)
Wongness – Concept of Wong: Manliness
Wong already – Wrong liaoz
Wong flux – Application of Fleming’s L.H.R to the movement of a irritant between 2 Wongs (Wong flux)
Wot – What?
WTF – What the F*ck??!!
WTH – What the HAX??!! / What the hell??!!
WTFOMFGBBQ – What the F*ck, Oh my F*cking God, BBQ
(Nothing for teh moment)
Yapan – Japan
ZOMFG – ZOh My F*cking Gosh/God
ZOMG – Zoh My Gosh/God
Zor – Used at ends of some words Eg. Pwnzor