Leading a mega-madness life

JC life has been mega madness. It’s already been 2 weeks living the JC life. I find it quite odd that I’ve been here for 2 years before everyone but I’m still so new at so many things. The lecture-tutorial system is horrible but no choice! If you attempt to stay awake during lectures, it’ll suck the energy from you like a marathon runner drinking an isotonic drink through a straw (or it sucks your enery VERY FAST…) New class, new frens, new sailors, new boat and stuff. I still feel very distant from the JC people, it’s like I’m still in IP and everyone is higher than me. And I realise that I SUCK! The teachers always pass down this sheet of paper asking you to write your prelim scores or EOY scores for IP ppl. Everyone is getting A1 for everything and here I am getting B4, C6 for everything…BIG WAKE UP CALL!!! You piece of shit work harder if you want to stay alive…*slaps self real hard.
 
Anyway I self-volunteered to be the "welfare rep" for the class. So I try to keep the class awake by buying sweets for the class, try to gel the class together by organising games and stuff. If there’s something that i must prevent is the same situation as last year happening again last year. I do not want the class polarising into different cliques. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN…Also I hope to serve as a "quality check" on the class committee that everyone is doing what they’re doing and doing it properly. My only wish for the class is that we spend 2 years of our lives meaningfully and joyfully amid all the stress and stuff. It may sound simplistic but yes, that’s my only wish. And it’s not going to be easy…But I will try my best…and sometimes the best isn’t enough, as proven during my 16 years of history…
 
Anyway since we’re living a mega-mad life. I have come up with a few mega-mad new year resolutions.
1. Pass math EOYs with a descent score
2. Complete Halo 3 on legendary
3. Organise a class outing for every holiday aka minimum 4 class outings
4. Finish reading the bible
5. Spend me $$ wisely
6. Win the interschools 420 championship
7. Finish writing the rune poem in rune
8. Pon the day the sailors announce our victories (I hope)
9. Get a job at the end of the year, hopefully as a camp instructor or sth, I dun wan to work for some meaningless cause like earing $$. It’s about self-fufillment
10. Blow up a lighter
11. Jump off the 2nd storey and land on my garden
 
Things I resolve NOT to do
1. To get into trouble with YewHee!
2. Touch an itouch (sounds weird but yea…I’m anti-apple)
3. Buy a new phone
4. study using the engie method
5. Let my helm down during regattas
6. Be a dork
7. Do things on impulse like agreeing without a second thought
 
OK, now for sailing stuff. So far for the 420s, we’ve been switching around finding out who’s good for who, who’s got what it takes to be helm/crew. I’m obviously crew again for 2 reasons, I crewed before and have a wee bit more experience than others and second, I can’t helm for nuts…So we’re just swapping around, not doing much but everyone is more or less sure if they’re crew or helm and started picking up stuff from malcom, who is our coach. Again…
 
>>>Live the mega-mad life.
>>> >>>Live a life of mega-madness.
>>> >>> >>>A life of mega-madness worth living.
 

Crazy sp33k

For teh sake of all them neu J1s who might have porlems understanding what the hax I and a few ppl might be saying, here’s a little help for you guys…
 

The Dummy/Idiot/Retard/Moron/Madman/Deluded’s guide to understanding what that crazy guy beside you just said XD

 

Definitions

 

A

ARGHHHH! – 1.Exclamation 2. Scream of pain/agony/distress/madness

 

B

Bah – Balanced, opposite of Imba

Balls of steel – Random exclamation, full: I’ve got balls of steel.

Bylat – Russian pronunciation of F*CK!!!

Bung – 1. Borat speek for having s*x 2. To go disturb someone 3. To get raped real bad… see “raped”

 

C

Canadian sniper – Variant of “sniper”. see “sniper”

CAMPAAA! – Exclamation when a camper/sniper/Thomas is spotted

Chenquieh – Borat speek for Good day/ Good morning/Thanks/You’re welcome/Hello/Bye, basically any formal greeting

Crum – Balls/Testicles

 

D

Day of Jubilation! – Full day

 

E

Engineer – Someone who assumes too much

Engie method – The art of studying by staring at books

Err…Umm… … – A manly attempt to silence a crowd

 

F

Fambly – Family

F*ckery – Place where f*ckers belong

Fancy Schmanzy – Something fanciful and useless

 

G

Ga – Got Eg: Joo ga pwnt!!!

Gank – To gang, use force in numbers Eg: They ganking me!!!

Gi siao! – Ki siao, gone mad

GoGoGo! – Onwards!

Gung bung – Borat speek for gang bang

GLHF – Abbreviation for Good Luck Have Fun

GGHF – Abbreviation for Good Game Had Fun or Good Game Have Fun, use only when one’s inevitable doom approaches

GTFO – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK OUT

GTFI – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK IN

GTG – Abbreviation for Got To Go/Good To Go/ GaTling Gun

 

H

HAX!!!– 1. Derogatory term for hacker 2. Unbelievable full: He use HAX!!!

HERESY!!! – Something that violates status quo or is improbable

 

I

I am already dead – GG liao

I got teh 1337(leet) combo – I have a powerful combo

I need to hug an inanimate object – I am in distress, give me something inanimate to hug

I Liek! – Borat speek for I like!

Intellectual porn – Scientific reports and mind-f*cking stuff

It nice! – Borak speek for It is nice

 

J

Joo – You

 

K

Kaf*cking – F*cking

Kajong – Mahjong

KaPONG – Pong in Mahjong

Kapwnt – Pwnt

 

L

Lolololololololol – Used in place of actual laughter

Lollerskate – Roller skates/Rollerblades

Lolwut? – Hahaha, what?

Lagasaurus – Someone who is really really really lagging

 

M

Matherbate – Getting high on maths

Maximum (insert noun) – Crysis sp33k for well duh, maximum sth Eg: ARGHHH! Maximum madness!!!

Mind f*ck – To mess around with someone’s mind till they are utterly confused

Mod like siao – To modify something to the max

Morning! – Universal greeting irregardless of time

 

N

Ni! – Irritating sound

 

O

OMFG – Oh my f*cking god/gosh/goodness

Old man Lee – You-know-who

 

P

Papa Lee – You-know-who as well

Porlem – Problem

Pwnt – 1. Ownt 2.Ownt with PAAAINNNN!!!!

 

Q

Quasy – Crazy Pronounce: Crazy with the Q

 

R

Raped – Totally utterly ownt

RATCHAAAA! – Russian pronunciation for Medic, also means nid help NOWWW

Reprot – Borat speek for Report

 

S

SCUM!!! – Derogatory term, an insult

Son-of-a-father-of-an-idiot – You are teh idiot

Son-of-a-Premchand – Derogatory term

Sniep – Snipe (note that Sniep is NOT a typo)

Spaseeba – Thanks in Russian

Spum – Spam

 

T

Teh – The (note that Teh is NOT a typo)

This is madness!!! – Random exclamation

Thirty four fifty – Random price

This is SPARTAAAA!!! – Random exclamation

 

U

UUhh! – Self censored swear, usually accompanied with both hands cupped in a L-shape

 

V

(nothing for teh moment)

 

W

Wongness – Concept of Wong: Manliness

Wong already – Wrong liaoz

Wong flux – Application of Fleming’s L.H.R to the movement of a irritant between 2 Wongs (Wong flux)

Wot – What?

WTF – What the F*ck??!!

WTH – What the HAX??!! / What the hell??!!

WTFOMFGBBQ – What the F*ck, Oh my F*cking God, BBQ

 

X

(Nothing for teh moment)

 

Y

Yapan – Japan

 

Z

ZOMFG – ZOh My F*cking Gosh/God

ZOMG – Zoh My Gosh/God

Zor – Used at ends of some words Eg. Pwnzor

 
>>>Hoped you found it useful

Orientation UNO!!!

Lag post, date: 4th Jan 2008
 

Ahh…orientation again. Bleagh. I was really sian from the start. Had this "Been there done that" feeling. Ok maybe if classmates read this they may say the classic: IP BAAAASTARD!!! But seriously, you do NOT want to go for orientation again. You get tired of it. And Caitlin and Perle were going: We’re gonna be super enthu! I love my OG!!! I love my OG too but I didn’t like the orientation. We got really lousy shoebags that tear really easily and we didn’t even get orientation shirts! Later I got further intel that the T-shirts came late and about this school protocol that we can only accept/buy stuff from the lowest bidder or the guy that offers the cheapest price. So apparently this company made both the shoebags and the t-shirts but phailed to give it on time. Well, at least the t-shirts. So the Orientation planners had to get the PE t-shirt vendor to rush down to VJ as the company still didn’t turn up on new year’s day. Terrible…What is orientation without orientation tees. And this year’s theme was Victorian Knights. That’s so cool! Especially if you’ve watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hilarious stuff. The bunch of us made up a new faction called the Knights of Ni! Where do you find the N in Victoria? In victoriaN of course!

 

Ok now to describe what went on throughout the orientation. Everyone was really sian on the first day but we slowly warmed up to each other. Eventually e were so MEGA-enthu that we WON!!! Ivanhoe ish teh 1337!!! Ivanhoe sounds ridiculous, supposed to be Ivan: Hell On Earth. Some dude wif fire powers like Inferno two long years ago. Haiz…same colour also REDDDD!!! Favourite colour. And I’m in Draco house now. Reed colour whoooo! But it really feels wierd doing some other house’s cheer other than Aquila’s and I have to buy new house tee. *sobs $$ fly away….

 

Met my new class and I didn’t get a good impression but I hope I’m wrong as time goes by. Enuf said

 

Wet games today, got really really wet. Splash water everywhere, use t-shirt to transport water, throw waterbomb, got hit by water bomb. Bleagh. But at least I didn’t play the shampoo game, that was really disgusting. Make as much foam as you can on your chosen ppl’s hair. Eeks

 

Sea regatta on Monday and Mega-mass dance on Saturday/tmr. More reprots then…And I have to finish the dictionary..Grr…

Childhood memories

Ok, saw Kenny posting about his childhood memories on his blog so I shall do teh same! I don’t have a really exciting childhood but happy enough…
 
1. My favourite hobby back then was snail-killing. Yes I know it sounds really evil but back when I was a kid I loved to do it. My dad was quite pleased because it kept the snail population down and his plants can grow in peace. So at night of after it rains i go running around outside my house looking for snails. Sometimes you get the MEGA snails or just some tiny ones which i just squish with me foot. I always carried a pole along with me which explains my fascination for sticks. I use the poles for various uses: 1. Use the pole and simply crush the snails but that’s no fun 2. Get your neighbour to throw the snail and swing the pole to hit it baseball style. (Once the snail landed in another neighbour’s house and I almost got into trouble lol.) 3. Play golf with the snail with the snail as a ball 4.Play floorball with the snail with the snail as the ball again. These are just methods of killing snails using the pole. I use to lay snails on the road and wait for the cars to crush it or put it under cars and they end up crushed the next morning. Haiz, now I can’t bring myself to kill snails anymore. I just kick them into the drain.
 
2. My Blu-tack man! Yes I have a HUGE lump of blu-tack at home that I use to play with. I make dinosaurs, monsters and protoss figure lookalikes. I was a Star Craft fan in my younger days. I would just mould and play with the blu-tack and forget about doing assessment books and stuff and get scolded. My mom confiscated my blu-tack man once. WTH? My mom confiscates blu-tack!!! Lolx. At that time the blu-tack was like some kind of DIY doll or sth. Played with it everyday. I love my blu-tack man.