"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."–John D. Rockefeller (1839 – 1937)–
The Dummy/Idiot/Retard/Moron/Madman/Deluded’s guide to understanding what that crazy guy beside you just said XD
ARGHHHH! – 1.Exclamation 2. Scream of pain/agony/distress/madness
Bah – Balanced, opposite of Imba
Balls of steel – Random exclamation, full: I’ve got balls of steel.
Bylat – Russian pronunciation of F*CK!!!
Bung – 1. Borat speek for having s*x 2. To go disturb someone 3. To get raped real bad… see “raped”
Canadian sniper – Variant of “sniper”. see “sniper”
CAMPAAA! – Exclamation when a camper/sniper/Thomas is spotted
Chenquieh – Borat speek for Good day/ Good morning/Thanks/You’re welcome/Hello/Bye, basically any formal greeting
Crum – Balls/Testicles
Day of Jubilation! – Full day
Engineer – Someone who assumes too much
Engie method – The art of studying by staring at books
Err…Umm… … – A manly attempt to silence a crowd
Fambly – Family
F*ckery – Place where f*ckers belong
Fancy Schmanzy – Something fanciful and useless
Ga – Got Eg: Joo ga pwnt!!!
Gank – To gang, use force in numbers Eg: They ganking me!!!
Gi siao! – Ki siao, gone mad
GoGoGo! – Onwards!
Gung bung – Borat speek for gang bang
GLHF – Abbreviation for Good Luck Have Fun
GGHF – Abbreviation for Good Game Had Fun or Good Game Have Fun, use only when one’s inevitable doom approaches
GTFO – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK OUT
GTFI – Abbreviation for Get The F*CK IN
GTG – Abbreviation for Got To Go/Good To Go/ GaTling Gun
HAX!!!– 1. Derogatory term for hacker 2. Unbelievable full: He use HAX!!!
HERESY!!! – Something that violates status quo or is improbable
I am already dead – GG liao
I got teh 1337(leet) combo – I have a powerful combo
I need to hug an inanimate object – I am in distress, give me something inanimate to hug
I Liek! – Borat speek for I like!
Intellectual porn – Scientific reports and mind-f*cking stuff
It nice! – Borak speek for It is nice
Joo – You
Kaf*cking – F*cking
Kajong – Mahjong
KaPONG – Pong in Mahjong
Kapwnt – Pwnt
Lolololololololol – Used in place of actual laughter
Lollerskate – Roller skates/Rollerblades
Lolwut? – Hahaha, what?
Lagasaurus – Someone who is really really really lagging
Matherbate – Getting high on maths
Maximum (insert noun) – Crysis sp33k for well duh, maximum sth Eg: ARGHHH! Maximum madness!!!
Mind f*ck – To mess around with someone’s mind till they are utterly confused
Mod like siao – To modify something to the max
Morning! – Universal greeting irregardless of time
Ni! – Irritating sound
OMFG – Oh my f*cking god/gosh/goodness
Old man Lee – You-know-who
Papa Lee – You-know-who as well
Porlem – Problem
Pwnt – 1. Ownt 2.Ownt with PAAAINNNN!!!!
Quasy – Crazy Pronounce: Crazy with the Q
Raped – Totally utterly ownt
RATCHAAAA! – Russian pronunciation for Medic, also means nid help NOWWW
Reprot – Borat speek for Report
SCUM!!! – Derogatory term, an insult
Son-of-a-father-of-an-idiot – You are teh idiot
Son-of-a-Premchand – Derogatory term
Sniep – Snipe (note that Sniep is NOT a typo)
Spaseeba – Thanks in Russian
Spum – Spam
Teh – The (note that Teh is NOT a typo)
This is madness!!! – Random exclamation
Thirty four fifty – Random price
This is SPARTAAAA!!! – Random exclamation
UUhh! – Self censored swear, usually accompanied with both hands cupped in a L-shape
(nothing for teh moment)
Wongness – Concept of Wong: Manliness
Wong already – Wrong liaoz
Wong flux – Application of Fleming’s L.H.R to the movement of a irritant between 2 Wongs (Wong flux)
Wot – What?
WTF – What the F*ck??!!
WTH – What the HAX??!! / What the hell??!!
WTFOMFGBBQ – What the F*ck, Oh my F*cking God, BBQ
(Nothing for teh moment)
Yapan – Japan
ZOMFG – ZOh My F*cking Gosh/God
ZOMG – Zoh My Gosh/God
Zor – Used at ends of some words Eg. Pwnzor
Ahh…orientation again. Bleagh. I was really sian from the start. Had this "Been there done that" feeling. Ok maybe if classmates read this they may say the classic: IP BAAAASTARD!!! But seriously, you do NOT want to go for orientation again. You get tired of it. And Caitlin and Perle were going: We’re gonna be super enthu! I love my OG!!! I love my OG too but I didn’t like the orientation. We got really lousy shoebags that tear really easily and we didn’t even get orientation shirts! Later I got further intel that the T-shirts came late and about this school protocol that we can only accept/buy stuff from the lowest bidder or the guy that offers the cheapest price. So apparently this company made both the shoebags and the t-shirts but phailed to give it on time. Well, at least the t-shirts. So the Orientation planners had to get the PE t-shirt vendor to rush down to VJ as the company still didn’t turn up on new year’s day. Terrible…What is orientation without orientation tees. And this year’s theme was Victorian Knights. That’s so cool! Especially if you’ve watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hilarious stuff. The bunch of us made up a new faction called the Knights of Ni! Where do you find the N in Victoria? In victoriaN of course!
Ok now to describe what went on throughout the orientation. Everyone was really sian on the first day but we slowly warmed up to each other. Eventually e were so MEGA-enthu that we WON!!! Ivanhoe ish teh 1337!!! Ivanhoe sounds ridiculous, supposed to be Ivan: Hell On Earth. Some dude wif fire powers like Inferno two long years ago. Haiz…same colour also REDDDD!!! Favourite colour. And I’m in Draco house now. Reed colour whoooo! But it really feels wierd doing some other house’s cheer other than Aquila’s and I have to buy new house tee. *sobs $$ fly away….
Met my new class and I didn’t get a good impression but I hope I’m wrong as time goes by. Enuf said
Wet games today, got really really wet. Splash water everywhere, use t-shirt to transport water, throw waterbomb, got hit by water bomb. Bleagh. But at least I didn’t play the shampoo game, that was really disgusting. Make as much foam as you can on your chosen ppl’s hair. Eeks
Sea regatta on Monday and Mega-mass dance on Saturday/tmr. More reprots then…And I have to finish the dictionary..Grr…