Good riddance

Higher Chinese O levels today. Mega panick (I know it’s spelt wrong). Wandered around looking for my ecksam room and finally settled down in V47. Lovely place. I went early so I went about doing my favourite hobby, reading vandalisms. It’s quite interesting what Victorians write when they’re bored and stressed. These tables were apparently used for the A levels. I shall quote a few.
 
"Don’t come to VJC, it SUCKS!!!!"
 
"Is your a** hot?"
 
"FUCK"
 
And a hell lot more I can’t remember. Invigilator came in late, a short fart with tight clothing. We all thought his voice would be  abit squeaky with the tight clothing and size but no….his voice was as manly as manly beach. A deep rumble from teh chest cavity. Enough about the Chief Presiding Ecksaminator, on to teh exam itself.
 
Compo was about you being late for an important event. Piece of mooncake (with yolk). Paper 2 was chicken, everything copy and paste. The 综合填空 gave me hope for the rest of the paper. Everyone thought it was easy, so I’m quite safe actually. Haiz, after the exam went to pizza hut to eat lunch and celebrate, Rhoda’s aunt paid for the whole thing and we thanked her over the phone. Went to Keith’s house to play then returned home.
 
After these 4 torturous years of studying Higher Chinese, I’m glad it’s all over and I want to say…
 
永别了,华文!
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I’m BAAACCCKKK

Okay, after a really long break from blogging, I’m back! One simple reason I didn’t blog since I got so much free time. 1. THE STUPID HALO 3 THEME WASN’T WORKING!!!! Apparently, Windows Live took it off and left me stranded with a weird looking blog with a white background with times new roman font. I paniked for about 2 weeks trying to solve the porlem then I realised that Microsoft took it off. Well done, hats off to the Microsoft team. I already hate apple, why are you doing this to meee???? Anyway lots of stuff missed out, no time to write so I’ll list it
 
1. Can’t go back to class T33 anymore, JC1s having PW presentations in our class. I made a video of the last moments of T33 with the trusty lair. Sad memories.
 
2. Screwed up exams, failed maths, highest mark was 65. Feeling abit weird. Part of me doesn’t care because results aren’t everything and I’m glad I didn’t spend so much time mugging and had time to enjoy myself which is what matters and the other part of me wants to slap the other half for fooling around too much and being so cocky.
 
3. Went for alot of "class outings" (aka >15 ppl, since >15 equals half the class, rounded off = whole class!) after chinese lessons which are weirdly placed from 10.30 to 12.30. And Mr Boy wants us to be in school like normal, which means by 7.40. I SAY THIS IS MADNESS!!!
 
4. The time was well spent, we made card towers using playing cards and YouWee! of course came to kachiao. "You all better use the cards and play this ah, if not I will confiscate it." ()&*%!?#@(#&^! GAH! Anyway Jun Han, Caitlin and I made a 7 storey and then a 8 storey card tower, awesome….
 
(forgive the shaky photos I have shaky hands)
The 7 storey tower
 
The 8 storey tower
 
5. Went to Thaipan to celebrate Kevin’s emo birthday. It was a joyous day but Thaipan is seriously overrated. The food is average and their "super-hot" fried rice is piss-weak. Dissappointing. Even their "famed" butter squid was just squid rings cooked in oatmeal and looked like melted sieu mai.
 
That’ll be melted sieu mai…ooops, butter squid for you.
 
That’ll be all. I miss my Halo 3 skin. (sad face)

Teh day of madness…

Today is monday and it is a school holiday, so what to do? LAN!!!! Well, that’s what kenny, keith, keith’s brother’s brother’s brother, miniwong, ahmad and I did. We went Katong shopping centre to play for 3 hours. We played BF2 and Halo CE. I didn’t play my best game for BF2 and I got beaten at my own game at Halo CE. Map was blood gulch slayer. Bah! won at 25, leaving me 2nd at 23. GAH!!! Pwnt, then we changed to team slayer with miniwong, bah! and me on one team and the rest on the other. We were whoring the power weapons and camping along the bridge. OUr team all had fuel rod cannons and rocket launchers. So naturally we won. After that it changed to some small map normal slayer. Teoh rape. I suck at small maps… 😥 (sad face)
 
After LAN, Kenny Keith and I went to beach road to go buy stuff. I needed to buy some army stuff for the sergeant Johnson suit for prom, Keith wants to buy a mask from a shop at the end of beach road and Kenny wants to buy parallel imported music CDs. So off we go. Took 196 there and got lost. But thanks to my 1337 navigation skills and Kenny’s random flashbacks of teh past, we made our way to the hawker centre. I didn’t find what I want (dissappointing) but Kenny made us walk around the whole place more than 5 times because he wanted to buy a pair of camo pants but he couldn’t make up his mind. In the end he didn’t buy no shit and made the three of us walk around for nothing.
 
So now it’s Keith’s turn to get his stuff, we got lost again and started walking down beach road to find his shop which was at the end of beach road, guess what. We walked to the WRONG END. We were all strangling Keith. We gave up and took bus 48 back.
 
On the bus we all decided that
 
WE’RE NOT GOING FOR PROM!!!!!
 
Yep, we’re not going, we’re going to spend the money on better stuff.
So here’s a list of what you can do with 68 bucks.
1. Buy Halo 3 ltd edn set
2. Go for 2 $30 buffets (I LIEK!!!)
3. Have a fancy dinner at a cheaper restaurant and eat more and better food
4. Book a chalet at Sentosa for a few days <—Highly reccommended
5. Go to JB for a spin and come back
6. LAN for 34 hours
7. Buy a 8 man tent and go camping
8. Buy a 2GB mini SD card and nokia earpiece adaptor
9. Rent a bicycle for a week
10. Buy a ball and net and play for hours
 
Yep so many things that can be done with $68 and yes I’m going to do one of the 10 things listed here. Prom is FTL…

Random quote

"In life, people tend to wait for good things to come to them. And by waiting, they miss out. Usually, what you wish for doesn’t fall into your lap; it falls somewhere nearby, and you have to recognize it, stand up, and put in the time and work it takes to get to it. This isn’t because the universe is cruel. It’s because the universe is smart. It has its own cat-string theory and knows we don’t appreciate things that fall into our laps."

–Neil Strauss, The Game

Teh day of jubilation!

Finally for the first time in the whole year the Corporal decided to give us a full day without us asking for it. Well, of course we’re pleased. The girls are going to go bowling and team BAHNEP decided to tag along, minus Keith, plus the jellyman. Nothing to write about teh bowling experience. Just that I’ve lost my touch. And the girl’s lane was MEGA HAXXX…Their lane was like concave or something…the ball somehow always curves to the middle. Team BAHNEP’s lane was convex or sth…always going into the drain at the last metre…MEGA HAXXX. The jellyman pwnt btw…all of us were just eating our own shi*… …
 
Well, that wasn’t the best part. The best part was cycling to changi airport and back in 1 1/2 hours. From the original group, only Ah Chow, mini-mega Wong, Stig, Nivek, Perle, Caitlin and I were left to go cycling, the rest either went home, swimming or for friday prayers in Ahmad’s case. So we went to rest these uber bikes for $6 for two hours and we decided to go to Changi Airprot (delibrate mispelling). Relative to teh bikes I had at home, these bikes were smoooooth….(quotes Microsoft Sam: Smoooooth Ruuunnnning). After cycling for 5 seconds I realised the gears was set to H and L… I was actually surprised the chain didn’t spring out. Ohwell, set them both to H…Need to lose them fats. Cycling with our group was agonizing yet interesting…
 
We have a few medals to give out to some people in the cycling group…
 
There was the MEGA-road hazard who cycles in motions similar to sine curves along the path. And that’s no one else but caitlin lol. She was screaming and yelling the whole trip. She says that if she doesn’t fall it’ll be a miracle. She fell. After we went to poke fun at her by tailgating, cutting her lane, cycling VERRRYYY close to her, we eventually pull away and cycled normally, then she cycled off the pavement and fell facedown onto the concrete. Haiz…must be her sine curve, went beyond y = 1. Well, other than a little abrasion, she’s a-okay and back on her bike, after getting her shoe loose from the bicycle wheel spokes. NO idea how she got her foot in there…
 
We also had the road hazard’s "blood sister" Perle, who also cycled off a narrow pavement and fell facedown onto the concrete pavement. But this time she ended up with an abrasion wound on her knee and a bruise on her shoulder! Two injuries! MADNESS! I think someone Haxxed their bikes lol.
 
We also have the near-road hazard who caused 5 accidents…to himself and that person is no other than TEH JELLYMAN!!! Nuff said, he was so embarrased lol.
 
And also, we have the one who cycles a bicycle like he’s driving a car and that’s no other than TEH STIGGG!!! Nuff said as well, he was in front speeding most of the time.
 
Last but not least we have the medal for the most outrageous hairdo after the cycling trip. And it goes to MINI-MEGA WONG!!!! He was sporting a Dragonball Z-inspired hairstyle after the journey.
 
Ok so that was it, had so much fun…Must do this again soon, but no injuries heheheh…
 
Some photos of the two injured ppl and teh survivors. Quotes Kevin "I think you can see a trend here"
 
East coast birds are not bad too…
Lollerskates
 
 
Injured people lol
 
Teh survivors lol

The EOEOYs (End of End of Years)

Ahhh…The EOYs are over. Thank goodness. A huge burden off my shoulders. After the physics paper all of us were jumping around cheering rejoicing…I was just glad it was all over.
 
Invigorate…was a colossal failure. Sucked at floorball, 4th place. Ended up doing the job that I sucked at for handball: the goalie… The blyats were cheering: GO FAT ENGINEER! USE YOUR FATS!!! Ok I may have gotten abit flabbier during the mugging for EOYs but DON’T HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD!!! -_-""" Oh well, ended up 4th place again. Lost overall for invigorate. WHy am I not surprised…
 
Got pwnt by Corporal Bah! (aka Brian aka Keith’s bro) at BF2 and Halo CE on computer. Bloody haxxor, raping everyone with the stupid pistol…Anyway I was just glad that I managed to snipe him from the other end of the map blood gulch. Team slayer, Kenny and I vs the Premchands. Premchands won because Corporal Bah! was raping ouir asses and keith drove a warthog around our base and sprayed our face full of lead if we dared to come out of the base…Haxxors…
 
Anyway prom is coming, $68…gonna blow a hole in me Xbox 360 fund…(sad face) Gonna dress up as Sergeant Johnson from Halo CE. Making me cardboard Shockgun I mean Shotgun. Going to beach road tmr IF we have a full day off. The day of jubilation has arrived…