Livin in a Chokish paradise…HE’S SCUM!

A spoof of a spoof. Credits to "Weird Al" Yankovic for his song: Amish Paradise and Gump
 
 
Amish Paradise (original)
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I’ve churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well
‘Cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell
But I ain’t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a ‘tude? You know that’s unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black… fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare
We’re just technologically impaired

There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It’s as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We’re just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There’s no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don’t fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I’ll raise another
Think you’re really righteous? Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art
I’m the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin’ points for the afterlife
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We’re all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you’d probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

Yech

 
Chokish Paradise (edited)
 
Ok, I can’t spoof the whole song but I’ll spoof the chorus.
 
We’ve been spending our two years
Livin’ in a Chokish paradise
We fail H3 chem once or twice
Livin’ in a Chokish paradise
But it’s quite funny actually
Livin’ in a Chokish paradise
The teacher’s outta his mind
Livin’ in a Chokish paradise
 
 
Gump (original)
 
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest", he’d casually remark
Waitin’ for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin’ life is like a box of chocolates

He’s Gump, he’s Gump
What’s in his head?
He’s Gump, he’s Gump, he’s Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He’s Gump, he’s Gump
He’s kinda square
He’s Gump, he’s Gump, he’s Gump
What’s with that hair?

Run… run… run, run, now Forrest
Run… run… run like the wind now
Run… run… run, run, now Forrest
Run… stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin’ man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He’s Gump, he’s Gump
He’s not too bright
He’s Gump, he’s Gump, he’s Gump
But he’s alright

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that’s all I have to say about that

 
Scum (edit)
 
Scum sat alone on his bicycle seat
"My name is Premchan’", He’d casually remark
Cycling his bike with his hands in his pockets
He just kept saying the road is like a box of chocolates
 
He’s Scum, he’s Scum
What’s in his head?
He’s Scum, he’s scum, he’s scum
Is he i-nbred?
 
Grump was a big imbecile
He told Mr Yang that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His friend always told him he thinks better with his balls
 
He’s Scum, he’s Scum
He’s he’s kinda mad
He’s Scum, he’s scum, he’s scum
What’s with his lunch?
 
Run…run…run, now Premchan’
Run…run…run your teacher’s coming now
Run…DAng (Got caught)
 
His friend Kenny was a car-lovin’ man
His friend who was spastic he called Mr Tee Kay Wok
His girlfriend Demaptera was kind of a slut
Played BF and raped the newbie’s butt.
 
He’s Scum, He’s Scum
He’s not too bright
He’s Scum, he’s Scum, he’s Scum
But he’s alright
 
Is this Scum out of his head?
I think so
Is this Scum really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump bake lot’s of bread?
I think so
And that’s all I have to say about that.
 
Spoof of a spoof = MEGA SPOOF
 
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