Random survery

 The most random survey….
 
The Most Random Survey
What’s the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?
Curse my body clock for waking me up so early.
Do you prefer a shower or bath?
Gahmen say save water so do I have a choice?
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Er…once?
How often do you find yourself thinking about your ex?
Quite a few times actually. I feel really bad that I dumped her but I had to do it, she was too wild, not my type. But I will always love my Shadowjayde or my byte or my sailboat
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A nokia 6230i that takes 5 seconds to lock and unlock 1 sec to load the menu. Will be getting a SE K800i soon or a SE K810i if I pick up a $50 note
What would you do with a 10 bill you found on the ground?
Keep it for a rainy day. No I’m not going to use it to buy an umbrella. ella ella ella
What would you do with your significant other if you knew today was your last day with them?
Just spend time together. Enjoy each other’s company while it lasts
Have you said "I love you" today?
Who can I say it to? Not even to myself
What’s one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?
This guy running out of the toilet without his pants on because he didn’t know how to wipe his little ass. But it didn’t stop there, he had a piece of toilet paper stuck on his arse.
Did you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over?
I almost cried at the end of primary 6. All my good pals parting ways…*sniff
Are you closer with your mom or dad?
Hm…tough question I love both of them equally, though my Dad is the one that teaches me life skills
Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
HAHAHAHA! Tanning on a boat!
Is chocolate really better than sex?
Never had sex, so it’s chocoalate, for now…
What’s 2 of your favorite movies?
LOTR Return of the King and Just Follow Law
What’s the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night?
What I’m going to do the next day
What would you do if your best friend jumped on your ex the day after you two split?
Tell him to break up, if I broke up with my ex, there must be a GOOD reason why… …
How many rumors have you heard about yourself?
NOt that I bothered to count or hear
Which one did you find to be the funniest?
Dunno
Does your life seem to revolve around drama?
Emo drama, yes
What’s a nickname you go by?
Shadow Camper
Camperhero
Kwoker
Ducky
Cracker
Camperzor
Shadowjayde
Tommy
Tee Kay Wok
Tee Kwok
Tom
Tomato
Tomas
Thomaski
Kwokzor
Thomas Kok
Tom ass Kok
Tom no ass no Kok
How do you calm down when your extremely angry?
If there’s a good reason to be angry then i think my anger is justified. I don’t give into petty anger
Do you prefer to work hard or hardly work?
I want to hardly work hard
What are 3 places you want to see in the world?
The North Pole, the bottom of the sea and my office. Well, I want to WANT TO see my office, right?
A movie or a long walk in the park on the first date?
Camping trip
What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
They’re not the same
Face
Hair length (don’t ask me why)
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Studying in NUS (sad life)
In 10?
In my own home playing console games
Do long distance relationships actually work out?
NEVER, trust me. The other party almost went suicidal.
Ever thought you met "The One"?
It’s good to have powers like Neo
What are 2 of your favorite places to eat?
Hola Cafe at Eastpoint and any other hawker centre
3 of your favorite places to shop?
I don’t shop, I just buy stuff
Do you currently have a job?
Nope, I’d want to be a camp instructor though
Which would you prefer…be rich and miserable, or poor and extremely happy?
Rich and extremely happy or just extremely happy.
What’s one of your favorite TV shows?
Jackie Chan adventures
Does your life revolve around drama?
Nope
What did you want to be when you "grow up"?
An engineer
Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings?
Depends, I’d ask the person why she did it in teh first place, if the reason is justified then I’m fine with it
What’s your favorite perfume or cologne for the opposite sex?
The "no smell" perfume
Do you believe the first kiss tells you everything you need to know about the relationship?
Nope, how can you tell anything by touching each other’s sensory organ for taste?
Where do your hands go when kissing someone?
Er…home?
Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE FACE!!!
How many showers do you take in one day?
one is enough
Are those better when you’ve got someone to join you?
WHAT? Shower with me? You kidding? I’d be amazed if you can squeeze two ppl in my bath tub
Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains?
Beach, definitely. I can’t live without sand and surf
Which would you rather have…a huge walk in shower or a jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2?
A jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2 so I can stretch my legs. And what’s up with a walk in the SHOWER?
What are 2 of your favorite colors?
Red and black
Do you look up or at your feet when you walk?
At my feet, I don’t really like looking at strangers
What do you think about people that are extremely skinny and actually likes the way they look?
Then so be it, it’s their life
Who do you prefer…Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Aniston, she doesn’t go round adopting kids
What’s your favorite ice cream?
Vanilla ice-cream
Do you like Starbucks…or are they just overpriced?
I hate coffee
Are you a prep or a jeans-and-t-shirt type of person?
I’m a oversized-red-t-shirt-and-shorts person
What color are your eyes?
White and some black stuff in the middle
Do you have glasses or contacts?
Spectacles, nobody wears cups on their faces
Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again?
Not yet, don’t think it’s that bad…
How many times has an ex just called you up when you least expect it?
My boat doesn’t talk
Is it love at first sight or lust?
Lust, love takes time to build
Which do you want…a big extravagant wedding or a quiet intimate ceremony?
Quiet ceremony by the beach
What’s the most expensive thing you own?
My phone, it’s about a hundred bucks
What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a pair of jeans?
Never had a pair of jeans
What color are your bedroom walls?
Pastel yellow and a blue wall with luminous stars on it
Do you ever actually make your bed?
What for when you’re going to mess it up again?
How many pillows do you have to sleep with?
Minimum 1, for best results, use 2
Do you prefer to sleep alone or with someone?
Alone, so I won’t have to worry about kicking that person
What is one of your pet peeves?
Buggers who just spend like free and expects you to follow suit
What could you tolerate…someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Sleep walker, he can’t possibly walk on me right?
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
Go to school
Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
I’d rather commit suicide
Ever been outside of the US?
Never been to the US
Ever think Texas should just be part of Mexico?
Texas hold’em should be played in VJ
How much do you think your house would be worth if it was setting in the hills of California?
Everything, cuz if I bought a house there I must have sold everything else
What do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16?
More like 16 Bastards
Are the shows on MTV too fake?
Never had cable
Do you have to have some kind of noise to fall asleep?
I’d kill the person making the noise
What time is it right now?
10.05 pm
What’s your zodiac sign?
Scorpio
How long does it usually take you to get dressed?
5 minutes
Do you prefer to call or text someone?
Text
Who is your celebrity heart-throb?
Jackie Chan
Would you have survived 100 years ago?
I won’t survive past 50, something tells me so
What do you think the world will be like in 30 years?
Starting WW3
Do you have to be the center of attention?
Nope
Do you save your money or spend it when you get your hands on it?
Save, then spend it at one shot
Are you a party animal or someone who prefers to stay in?
Stay indoors partying
Ever been told you are "The Life of The Party"?
Nope
Did you get a new year’s kiss?
I’ll strangle the person
What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn’t get?
A real camping knife
Are you a happy person?
Define happy
If money was no option…what type car would you own?
A Honda, do I get to keep the leftover money?
Do you think you could actually survive the cost of living in California or New York?
Yes, you haven’t stayed in Singapore yet
How many concerts have you been to?
Chinese Ochestra Concerts? At least 5
What are 3 set radio stations in your vehicle right now?
no radio, no vehicle. I don’t have a radio on my bike
Do they "wear-out" good songs by over playing them?
I hate the songs they play
What’s one thing you always said you’d never do but have done?
That I’ll never use MSN
Have you ever flat ironed your hair?
No, it’s hair abuse
What’s the most you’ve ever payed for shampoo and conditioner?
$20
Was it actually worth it?
It get’s the job done
Ever been told your a flirt?
WHAT? That, willl be the day…
What have you done that you are proud of?
Beat Anson 25:24 on midship Halo 2
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Yes
Do you have a hidden talent?
I’ve yet to find it
Are you an adrenaline junkie or someone who plays-it-safe?
Depends
Do you like water parks?
I’d prefer the beach, the real thing is there
What do you normally eat for breakfast?
Anything but bread
What do you think of those people that will actually pay 0 per person to eat dinner?
Free dinner? They’re my heroes
Ever been called a tease?
What’s it like being a tease?
What is one of your childhood memories?
Being called names for 15 years
Do you like to cuddle?
Touch me and I’ll lop your head off
Do you have an actual comforter on your bed?
My bed is emotionally stable thanks
Do you like the heat or cold weather?
Cold, so stuff doesn’t melt easily
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
Jackie Chan adventures
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Dogs, cats are evil
When no one is home…do you actually walk around naked?
WHAT? I wished my neighbour does, kidding kidding…
Have you ever seen a ghost?
Nope, the ghost is lucky it hasn’t seen me
What’s the best movie you’ve seen recently?
Transformers
Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
Comedies, why pay to scare the shit out of you, all you need is just to go to school
Ever had a huge crush on someone and never tell them?
Let’s start counting, 1…2…3…4…
Did you high school have the clicks like Mean Girls?
Your glammer not verry good lei
Are you a bashful or outgoing person?
Outgoing introvert
If you could change one thing about your body…would you?
My height
If someone held a gun to your head and asked you…"Do you believe in God?" what would you say?
Which answer are you going to shoot me for? Then say the opposite
Would you drive 1000 miles for the one you love?
That would be quite a stupid thing to do in SIngapore
What was one thing you was given as a child and still have?
My dinosaur soft toy Dino
Do you have a favorite shirt or pair of jeans you wear over and over?
Yes, my oversized red t-shirt
Will you move away from your hometown any time soon?
No money
Would you actually relocate for the one you can’t live without?
Yes
Does love really make you act crazy?
Nope, I’m crazy already
How many texts do you send on average a month?
Not alot, between 20 to 50 i guess. I never exceed my limit so i never bothered to count
Have you ever talked to a psychic?
I talk to myself
How many kids do you want?
2 or 3
What’s your favorite name for a girl and boy?
Aquila (Boy) and Jade (Girl)
Have you ever actually snuck out of your house?
I don’t have to
How many things have you done that your parents don’t know about?
Too many to keep track
Ever been taken to jail?
I’ve been to school, does it count?
Have you ever had a pen pal?
My pal shares his pens with me
What are you about to do now that this survey is over?
Make another pre-cheat sheet
 
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