Green Ping Pong Ball

This is one of those ultimate Lmao jokes that I have heard. Being a very cold person this has to be one of my favourites too bad it’s too long to repeat just like the Blue tank vs. Red tank joke. Anyway read and enjoy. Lols
 
Once, there was this little boy. His mother passed away and his father loves him alot since he’s what his father has left. So, this boy was a very smart boy. He was the brightest student in Kindergarten. And his Dad asked him whatever he wanted and he would get it for him. And the boy said:"Dad, I want a green ping pong ball." His father was very puzzled but he went around the whole town but he couldn’t buy a green ping pong ball, instead he got his son a bicycle. The boy was dissappointed but was he was content with the bicycle.
 
In primary school, he was again exceptional, he topped his entire cohort in the PSLE. His dad was very pleased and asked him what he wanted and he would get it for him. And the boy said:"Dad, I want a green ping pong ball." The father was again very puzzled, but he went around town looking for that green ping pong ball. He couldn’t find it but he gave his son a game console and a box of orange ping pong balls instead. The boy was dissappointed but was he was content with the console and the ping pong balls.
 
In Secondary school, the boy did very well again during the O levels and his dad was very pleased and asked him what he wanted and he would get it for him. And the boy said:"Dad, I want a green ping pong ball." His father couldn’t understand why he wanted a green ping pong ball. "Dad, I just want a green ping pong ball." was the boy’s answer. Nevertheless, his dad went around town looking for the green ping pong ball but he couldn’t find it. He bought a computer and a whole box of orange and white ping pong balls. The boy was dissappointed but was he was content with the computer and  the ping pong balls.
 
In JC, the boy didn’t fail to perform. He was top student and did very well in the A-levels. His dad was very pleased and asked him what he wanted and he would get it for him. And the boy said:"Dad, I want a green ping pong ball." The father still couldn’t understand why he wanted a green ping pong ball but he went to find it anyway. Eventually, he bought his son a car and a whole load of ping pong balls.The boy was dissappointed but was he was content with the car and the ping pong balls.
 
One day while the son was driving to university, he met a car accident and was hospitalised. His father came to find his son in critical condition and was going to die. He asked his son what was his last wish. And the boy said again," Dad, I really want a green Ping Pong Ball." His father was exasperated, he asked:" Son, I’ll give you whatever you want but I can’t find a green ping pong ball. Why do you always want a green ping pong ball?" The son said,"Because… …" And then he died. The End.
 
Now I have to thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your time on this stupid story.
Hahaha, get the joke? It’s just to waste your time, hahahahaha! -_-"
 
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